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Started by Korpen, December 05, 2007, 01:33:36 PM

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Korpen

31st of April:
Yesterday the windows in Den Haag and many other cities in the Netherlands were shaken by heavy gun fire.
Both the Marine and the Landmacht fired salutations in celebration to the joyous news.
At approximately 17:00 a new heir was born at Noordeinde Palace at den Haag, a girl who will be given the name Juliana.
The Queen and baby are reported to be in perfect health.
The prince-consort (Hendrik von Mecklenburg-Schwerin) was no available for any comments, but in a statement shared the joy or the child with the court and nation
Card-carrying member of the Battlecruiser Fan Club.

ledeper

The Baltic Confederation sends It`s heartfelt congratulation to The Royal Dutch Family
signed:J.Silbertann President of The Baltic Confederation.
           A.Loewenskiold Primeminister of The Baltic Confederation.

Tanthalas

Gaius Marius and the royal court of Italia send their congratulations, and wish the new Princess the best of health and a long life.
"He either fears his fate too much,
Or his desserts are small,
Who dares not put it to the touch,
To win or lose it all!"

James Graham, 5th Earl of Montrose
1612 to 1650
Royalist General during the English Civil War

Borys

The Habsburg Court and Government sends best wishes
NEDS - Not Enough Deck Space for all those guns and torpedos;
Bambi must DIE!

Sachmle

El Presidente Jorge Martinez y Garcia and the Cogreso de Nacional as a whole extend the best wishes and congratulations to the Dutch Royal family on this most joyus occasion.
"All treaties between great states cease to be binding when they come in conflict with the struggle for existence."
Otto von Bismarck

"Give me a woman who loves beer and I will conquer the world."
Kaiser Wilhelm

"If stupidity were painfull I would be deaf from all the screaming." Sam A. Grim

maddox

Premier Paixhans,his entire government and Glorious France sends their profondest wishes.

A metric inspired platinum and silver rattler, as well Indochinese silk baby clothes are send by fast corrier.

Blooded

Great news!

The Norman Court and Government sends conglatulations and best wishes for health and prosperity!
"The black earth was sown with bones and watered with blood... for a harvest of sorrow on the land of Rus'. "
   -The Armament of Igor

The Rock Doctor

The Gran Colombian embassy will ensure that a box of the finest (non-exploding) cigars be delivered to the proud father as soon as possible.

Ithekro

The Mark sends its congradulations on the birth of a child.  A silver inlaid saddle for a pony was sent to Den Haag for the Princess Juliana.

Carthaginian

The Confederate States of America sends highest regards and congratulations to the happy new parents. It also promises to send to the new princess a fine High Plains mustang- properly domesticated and trained by one of our most skilled horsemen, Quanah Parker, Chief of the Comanches- to fit the saddle sent by the Rohirrim.
So 'ere's to you, Fuzzy-Wuzzy, at your 'ome in old Baghdad;
You're a pore benighted 'eathen but a first-class fightin' man;
We gives you your certificate, an' if you want it signed
We'll come an' 'ave a romp with you whenever you're inclined.

Desertfox

I can just hear the kid saying: "It's nice to be the [son of the] King!"  ;D
"We don't run from the end of the world. We CHARGE!" Schlock

http://www.schlockmercenary.com/d/20090102.html

Korpen

Quote from: Desertfox on December 09, 2007, 10:19:01 AM
I can just hear the kid saying: "It's nice to be the [son of the] King!"  ;D
Well, she is not the daughter of a king, as the Netherlands at the moment have a reigning Queen, her father is just prince-consort.
Or was this a reference to something else?
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Desertfox

It's a reference to something else, but I also did the error of not checking the sex of the newborn.
"We don't run from the end of the world. We CHARGE!" Schlock

http://www.schlockmercenary.com/d/20090102.html

Sachmle

I believe you were shooting for the line by Mel Brooks as Friar Tuckman "It's good to be the King." from Robin Hood, Men in Tights. Was also in other movies, I just can't remember which ones.
"All treaties between great states cease to be binding when they come in conflict with the struggle for existence."
Otto von Bismarck

"Give me a woman who loves beer and I will conquer the world."
Kaiser Wilhelm

"If stupidity were painfull I would be deaf from all the screaming." Sam A. Grim

Ithekro

"History of the World: Part One" would be the first usage if I recall correctly.