Joint Brandenburg/Austria/Italia News type stuff OCC

Started by Guinness, July 19, 2010, 02:57:45 PM

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Guinness

I for one hope all the parties sign this before it gets to Article 1200....

And yes, I'll move this post to the meeting room sometime soon. :)

This thread is so we can make fun of Sam's insanely long treaty draft.  ;)

See: http://www.navalism.org/index.php?topic=5135

Sachmle

Quote from: Guinness on July 19, 2010, 02:57:45 PM
I for one hope all the parties sign this before it gets to Article 1200....

And yes, I'll move this post to the meeting room sometime soon. :)

That's all folks. Even trimmed about 100 articles from the original.
"All treaties between great states cease to be binding when they come in conflict with the struggle for existence."
Otto von Bismarck

"Give me a woman who loves beer and I will conquer the world."
Kaiser Wilhelm

"If stupidity were painfull I would be deaf from all the screaming." Sam A. Grim

ledeper


P3D

The first purpose of a warship is to remain afloat. Anon.
Below 40 degrees, there is no law. Below 50 degrees, there is no God. sailor's maxim on weather in the Southern seas

Logi

Oh god, can someone just give me a summary and spare me the torture of actually reading through all that? :D

Desertfox

And people wonder WHY New Zion doesn't want to sign it. Hell they don't even want to read it.
"We don't run from the end of the world. We CHARGE!" Schlock

http://www.schlockmercenary.com/d/20090102.html

P3D

Quote from: Logi on July 19, 2010, 03:06:00 PM
Oh god, can someone just give me a summary and spare me the torture of actually reading through all that? :D

The Allied Powers will A$$-r@pe Zion, and make sure there won't be much of resistance when they will want to come back for a second round.
The first purpose of a warship is to remain afloat. Anon.
Below 40 degrees, there is no law. Below 50 degrees, there is no God. sailor's maxim on weather in the Southern seas

Desertfox

Second round? That treaty basically says that everyone will go into a nice landlocked, barb wire fenced, reservation, with no more than a glorified police force for defense against wild lions.
"We don't run from the end of the world. We CHARGE!" Schlock

http://www.schlockmercenary.com/d/20090102.html

Sachmle

Quote from: Logi on July 19, 2010, 03:06:00 PM
Oh god, can someone just give me a summary and spare me the torture of actually reading through all that? :D

I sent Fox a 'summary' via PM a few days ago, but I deleted it on my end, so if he'll post it that would be fine.
"All treaties between great states cease to be binding when they come in conflict with the struggle for existence."
Otto von Bismarck

"Give me a woman who loves beer and I will conquer the world."
Kaiser Wilhelm

"If stupidity were painfull I would be deaf from all the screaming." Sam A. Grim

ledeper

Petit Trianon or Versailles?
Isn't not just a question of semantics?
;) ;) ;D

P3D

Anyways, why bother? Just divide up New Zion between the neighbors, and get on with it. That way no one would complain - except the Zionist but who cares.
The first purpose of a warship is to remain afloat. Anon.
Below 40 degrees, there is no law. Below 50 degrees, there is no God. sailor's maxim on weather in the Southern seas

Sachmle

Well, we could do that, but then there's all those messy 'partisans' and 'rebels' to deal with later.
"All treaties between great states cease to be binding when they come in conflict with the struggle for existence."
Otto von Bismarck

"Give me a woman who loves beer and I will conquer the world."
Kaiser Wilhelm

"If stupidity were painfull I would be deaf from all the screaming." Sam A. Grim

Sachmle

Quote from: ledeper on July 19, 2010, 03:13:54 PM
Petit Trianon or Versailles?
Isn't not just a question of semantics?
;) ;) ;D

Versailles was the treaty between Germany and the Entente, Trianon was between Hungary and the Entente. Austria signed a separate treaty too I believe. Trianon is....kindergarten fun compared to Versailles anyway.
"All treaties between great states cease to be binding when they come in conflict with the struggle for existence."
Otto von Bismarck

"Give me a woman who loves beer and I will conquer the world."
Kaiser Wilhelm

"If stupidity were painfull I would be deaf from all the screaming." Sam A. Grim

miketr

Quote from: Sachmle on July 19, 2010, 03:27:58 PM
Well, we could do that, but then there's all those messy 'partisans' and 'rebels' to deal with later.

Thats what active reprisals are for.


OOC of course because of the WW2 holocaust I am not much interested in reading how that would be resolved being realistic on things.

Jefgte

 :o  :o  :o

That's crazy

I don't read the Roman...

I work on my 1/700 models

Non mais   >:(
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