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Mesoamerican News 1917

Started by Guinness, October 13, 2009, 12:52:23 PM

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Valles

The Maori are pleased to recognize the new and more productive form of government selected by the Mesoamerican people, and welcome the chance to establish formal diplomatic relations.
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When the mother ship's cannon cracked the signal to return
The clouds were building bastions in the swirling up above
Poseidon the King and the Wind his jester
Dancing with the Lightning Lady Fair
Dancing with the Lightning Lady Fair

The Bushranger

late summer, 1918

As order continues to be restored in our Glorious Nation, the establishment of the Federal Police has been announced by our Esteemed Leader, who stated "I value the freedom of all men like any other, but a wise man once said that eternal vigiliance was the price of freedom. This man should have been a Mexican, for I take his words to heart! The federales will be that force of eternal vigiliance that will make sure no-one, least of all the Eye, takes away our hard-won freedom. Viva Mexico!"

The Federales will receive shiny badges...

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About a month later

Construction has begun on reconstructing the battered fortifications of Tentochitlan. Nearly destroyed in the war, many of those charged with supporting the Eye during the Glorious Revolution have been offered the choice to assist in the construction of the new 'Fortress Mexico' in exchange for having their sentences commuted...

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around the end of November

It was announced today that the city of Tentochitlan is no more. Instead, the capital of our Glorious Nation will henceforth be known as Mexico City, in a gesture of the new change, hope, and peace that has taken over our land, and in eradicating another reminder of the heinous presence of the Eye. Viva Villa! Viva Mexico!

Sachmle

Quote from: The Bushranger on February 09, 2010, 02:30:51 PM
The Federales will receive shiny badges...


Badges? We don't need no stinking badges!
;) ;)
"All treaties between great states cease to be binding when they come in conflict with the struggle for existence."
Otto von Bismarck

"Give me a woman who loves beer and I will conquer the world."
Kaiser Wilhelm

"If stupidity were painfull I would be deaf from all the screaming." Sam A. Grim

Carthaginian

*a not-so-discrete telegraph arrives on Senior Villa's desk*
SENIOR PRESIDENTE ARE HAPPY YOU HAVE MADE SUCH PROGRESS IN SUCH SHORT TIME STOP AS ALWAYS ARE WILLING TO OFFER ANY ASSISTANCE YOU FIND NECESSARY STOP CAN ARRANGE FOR THIS ASSISTANCE BY EITHER MATERIAL OR TECHNOLOGICAL ASSISTANCE STOP HOPE ALWAYS THAT OUR RELATIONSHIP WILL BE PROSPEROUS STOP

WW
So 'ere's to you, Fuzzy-Wuzzy, at your 'ome in old Baghdad;
You're a pore benighted 'eathen but a first-class fightin' man;
We gives you your certificate, an' if you want it signed
We'll come an' 'ave a romp with you whenever you're inclined.

The Bushranger

<slightly belated rely to said telegram>
APOLOGIES FOR DELAY STOP RUNNING SHIP OF STATE SOMETIMES LIKE BAILING ROWBOAT WITH COLANDER STOP WOULD BE HAPPY TO SCHEDULE A MEETING TO DISCUSS MATTERS OF MUTUAL CONCERN AND INTEREST AT YOUR CONVINENENCE STOP SALUD VILA

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El Universal
some time in 1919


Reportedly experiments into bringing our glorious nation into the advanced world of aeronautics have run into difficulties, as the ACME Aviation Correcamino prototype aircraft has reportedly crashed on takeoff, the gasoline to fuel its engine exploding in a spectacular fireball. The pilot, one W. Chacal, appears to have been thrown clear of the crash however, and is said to be suffering only from a bad case of being covered in soot from the fire...

Desertfox

Nooooo!!!  You stole Willie! Noooo!!!  ;D

Shouldn't it read "While chasing a Correcamino type aircraft"?
"We don't run from the end of the world. We CHARGE!" Schlock

http://www.schlockmercenary.com/d/20090102.html

The Bushranger

That, clearly, comes later, once the obsession has had time to develop. :D