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Opening Moves part deux

Started by Desertfox, March 16, 2010, 01:27:44 AM

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ctwaterman

#30
March 20, 2010, 12:12:06 AM
*sighs* the next time I capture a Pirate I shackle some 5" shells to him and toss him over board... ::)

Checks old Messages hey Tan... did the French pay you for that Pirate.....
Just Browsing nothing to See Move Along

Ithekro

#31
March 20, 2010, 12:16:11 AM
Beheading works wonders.

Tanthalas

#32
March 20, 2010, 12:41:18 AM
Quote from: ctwaterman on March 20, 2010, 12:12:06 AM
*sighs* the next time I capture a Pirate I shackle some 5" shells to him and toss him over board... ::)

Checks old Messages hey Tan... did the French pay you for that Pirate.....

Ill send you a PM about what the Payment was...
"He either fears his fate too much,
Or his desserts are small,
Who dares not put it to the touch,
To win or lose it all!"

James Graham, 5th Earl of Montrose
1612 to 1650
Royalist General during the English Civil War

ctwaterman

#33
March 20, 2010, 09:48:13 AM
Quote from: Ithekro on March 20, 2010, 12:16:11 AM
Beheading works wonders.

Messy the Crew so dislikes having to hollystone the blood out of the Teek Decking....  But keel hauling well I wonder how that works with a ship with Props.... hmmmm maybe the ropes tangle the props not good...

I think the best safest bet is shackeling him to a depth charge set for @150 Feet and rolling them off the back
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Ithekro

#34
March 20, 2010, 02:00:48 PM
Depends if there is a bounty on the person.  Most bounties require proof of capture or death.

Carthaginian

#35
March 20, 2010, 04:18:52 PM
Quote from: ctwaterman on March 20, 2010, 12:12:06 AM
*sighs* the next time I capture a Pirate I shackle some 5" shells to him and toss him over board... ::)

Waste of good shells. Just tie a couple of croaker sacks full of garbage to him and move on.
So 'ere's to you, Fuzzy-Wuzzy, at your 'ome in old Baghdad;
You're a pore benighted 'eathen but a first-class fightin' man;
We gives you your certificate, an' if you want it signed
We'll come an' 'ave a romp with you whenever you're inclined.

TexanCowboy

#36
March 20, 2010, 04:23:56 PM
You can always use him to test that high-speed, 14'' Swiss torpedo... ::)

ctwaterman

#37
March 21, 2010, 01:31:03 AM
Quote from: Ithekro on March 20, 2010, 02:00:48 PM
Depends if there is a bounty on the person.  Most bounties require proof of capture or death.

Points to moving picture camera the newest thing, and the priceless picture as they go under the water and then the large pink tinged froth on the surface after the Dread Pirate Peet becomes busm chum with his shark friends.... :o
Just Browsing nothing to See Move Along

Ithekro

#38
March 21, 2010, 01:34:51 AM
Except that the film would be in black and white at this point in time.

Tanthalas

#39
March 21, 2010, 03:28:11 AM
Quote from: Ithekro on March 21, 2010, 01:34:51 AM
Except that the film would be in black and white at this point in time.

Minor Detail... im sure the Italians masters of everything electronic (in the Nverse that is) can come up with some new inovation like Technicolor.   :P
"He either fears his fate too much,
Or his desserts are small,
Who dares not put it to the touch,
To win or lose it all!"

James Graham, 5th Earl of Montrose
1612 to 1650
Royalist General during the English Civil War

Desertfox

#40
March 25, 2010, 04:23:06 PM
February 29th

The New Switzerland Navy has announced that the cruisers Aurora and Flying Fish will be setting of on a round the World goodwill cruise. First stop is expected to be Rohan followed by the CSA and Gran Columbia before crossing the canal towards Europe.

OOC If you are a small country and don't want to be missed out, or if you don't want the ships stopping in your country, let me know via PM.
"We don't run from the end of the world. We CHARGE!" Schlock

http://www.schlockmercenary.com/d/20090102.html

TexanCowboy

#41
March 25, 2010, 04:24:47 PM
I'm not sure I would care, but if you are in the Black, come visit!

Carthaginian

#42
March 25, 2010, 09:36:02 PM
The Confederate States of America appreciates the offer of the Swiss, but is, due to problems at both it's major Pacific ports is forced to decline permission to the visiting Swiss vessels. We would happily offer the opportunity for the Swiss to refuel from one of our supply vessels at sea if they wish, as we would have several of our new warships operating in the area at the time of the proposed visit. We would even be able to offer some aerial entertainment, as the exercise will involve land-based planes as well.
So 'ere's to you, Fuzzy-Wuzzy, at your 'ome in old Baghdad;
You're a pore benighted 'eathen but a first-class fightin' man;
We gives you your certificate, an' if you want it signed
We'll come an' 'ave a romp with you whenever you're inclined.

Desertfox

#43
March 25, 2010, 09:42:52 PM
While refueling is not required, New Switzerland will accept the CSA offer as a goodwill measure. 
"We don't run from the end of the world. We CHARGE!" Schlock

http://www.schlockmercenary.com/d/20090102.html

maddox

#44
March 26, 2010, 08:35:58 AM
Late January 1919.

Paris, Chez Loulou, the basement. Securité Headquarters.

Mes ouis cher Denise, this is very interesting information. Our Italian friends asked for the extradition of Sparrow.  We know everything he ever knew, and in the end, it wasn't that much, as a semi independent live for the day pirate, he knew just enough to fill his own carnal needs.

But those he can fill perfectly, as he proves daily. He doesn't have a bad life at Courieres. He arranged a surface job, and with our arrangements, he has time for pillow talk. And talk he does. He brags that the SSS is paying for his luxuries.

But they are, ma cher. The money just flows trough strange hands. Mine for example. Even if the SSS knows, they just think I'm for sale too, as most of our officials and politicians. Oh well, my alter ego will stamp the approval for the transfer. Denise, if you want, you can have a week off, payed.

No monsieur Grange, I'm sitting this mission out, I'll stay on Sparrows buttock as long he is in our sphere of influence.

An eyebrow rases a tad.
No problem Denise, but keep your mind on the end result. A safe and Glorious France.

As you command Boss.

Go, and have fun in your duty.

With pleasure monsieur Grange.

Denise leaves.

Louise, keep Denise safe will you, I fear her current assignment is more convincing than we would like. So, keep your distance from that swashbuckler. He seems to have a knack to persuade good people.

He's not my type monsieur Grange.

I know Louise, but be sure Denise doesn't get your attention too much.
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