Romania, CSA

[Guinness]

The opportunity to finally conquer our neighbors to the north opened when this guy died:



I for one don't know what we've been waiting for. Probably the secret plan kicks in the moment the Leafs finally win a Stanley Cup. :)

[Carthaginian]

I could go for invading/occupying Kanuckastan, especially southern Ontario.
The girls have an accent similar to the Fargo accent that I developed a taste for while my friend did her undergrad work in The Cities (St. Paul/Minneapolis). I know it's almost blasphemous for a Southron to say it.. but I LOVE that accent. :D If only it wasn't perpetually winter up there.