SALE!!

Started by Sachmle, November 14, 2009, 09:14:01 PM

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Walter

QuoteWalter, Goa ain't Eye infested.  Actualy, as Glorious France knows, the cult of the eye was eradicated at El Dorado.
Okay, I know that that has happened, but with what Tan said, I began to doubt it or perhaps that a group of wannabees tried to blow some life back into the Eye.

So no Eye gouging needed then. :D
QuoteIt's a bargain compared to what Japan wanted for Hainan.  Not that the Colombians would ever have asked about buying Hainan.
That was the "you already have more than enough ICs, BPs and revenue" pricetag, especially for nations such as France, Gran Columbia and Rohan. :D
QuoteAnyway, next HY I'll spend 1 or 2$ on "feel safe in Parana" leaflets and transport.
Sounds like you want the people to feel secure in an insecure part of the world. :)

miketr

QuoteThe Kingdom of Bharat considers the territory of Goa as its by natural right and that the people there are not slaves to be traded between imperialist powers.  The government of his Majesty Chhatrapati Shahu IV, Maharaja of Bharat, will not look kindly on the sale of Goa.

Borys

Quote from: miketr on November 15, 2009, 08:54:30 AM
QuoteThe Kingdom of Bharat considers the territory of Goa as its by natural right and that the people there are not slaves to be traded between imperialist powers.  The government of his Majesty Chhatrapati Shahu IV, Maharaja of Bharat, will not look kindly on the sale of Goa.

This is exactly why I'm offering any willing Goan a free ticket to Parana.

Had I bought it, I'd garrison Goa with
- one wartime advanced infantry corps (recruited in Europe) - 1$
- two active advanced infantry corps (recruited locally) - 1$
- one wartime advanced light infantry corps (recruited in Bharat, Gujarat, Mughals, etc.) - 1$

200,000 men in wartime - yet I suppose I'd have to ship in reinforcements anyway - 5-6 weeks sailing time from Pola ...

Borys
NEDS - Not Enough Deck Space for all those guns and torpedos;
Bambi must DIE!

The Rock Doctor

Yes, but now you wouldn't have to go to war - you can sit back and let it come to you.

Desertfox

NS raises its bid to $1 and $1000 in monopoly money...
"We don't run from the end of the world. We CHARGE!" Schlock

http://www.schlockmercenary.com/d/20090102.html

Borys

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Ahoj!
Quote from: The Rock Doctor on November 15, 2009, 09:09:00 AM
Yes, but now you wouldn't have to go to war - you can sit back and let it come to you.
... and let the BLOOD FLOW!

Nevertheless, I don't feel like pledging somehting in the order of 500$ for that province. That would be neglecting my present holdings.

Borys
NEDS - Not Enough Deck Space for all those guns and torpedos;
Bambi must DIE!

Kaiser Kirk

Quote from: Sachmle on November 15, 2009, 08:05:18 AM
While I'm not going to close this down until most likely Monday night, the current high bid is $450.

Yikes. Though that is the cost of the IC and BP being sold...but yikes.

Did they beat the drum slowly,
Did they play the fife lowly,
Did they sound the death march, as they lowered you down,
Did the band play the last post and chorus,
Did the pipes play the flowers of the forest

Sachmle

Quote from: miketr on November 15, 2009, 08:54:30 AM
QuoteThe Kingdom of Bharat considers the territory of Goa as its by natural right and that the people there are not slaves to be traded between imperialist powers.  The government of his Majesty Chhatrapati Shahu IV, Maharaja of Bharat, will not look kindly on the sale of Goa.

Well, if it would please His Majesty, we can leave Goa and remove all "Imperialist" objections. Of course this would include all non-native citizens and their families, all industrial infrastructure, and destroy all the military infrastructure. Of course we would salt the earth, plant land mines, and take anything of value whether it was ours or not too
"All treaties between great states cease to be binding when they come in conflict with the struggle for existence."
Otto von Bismarck

"Give me a woman who loves beer and I will conquer the world."
Kaiser Wilhelm

"If stupidity were painfull I would be deaf from all the screaming." Sam A. Grim

miketr

Quote from: Sachmle on November 15, 2009, 04:08:12 PM
Quote from: miketr on November 15, 2009, 08:54:30 AM
QuoteThe Kingdom of Bharat considers the territory of Goa as its by natural right and that the people there are not slaves to be traded between imperialist powers.  The government of his Majesty Chhatrapati Shahu IV, Maharaja of Bharat, will not look kindly on the sale of Goa.

Well, if it would please His Majesty, we can leave Goa and remove all "Imperialist" objections. Of course this would include all non-native citizens and their families, all industrial infrastructure, and destroy all the military infrastructure. Of course we would salt the earth, plant land mines, and take anything of value whether it was ours or not too

Bharat's government would like to make clear that it understands the statement of the Brandenburg Government.  The Brandenburg government is considering destroying the industrial and economic infrastructure of the territory of Goa.  What is to happen to the people of Goa after Brandenburg has destroyed their way of making a living?

TexanCowboy

The CSA says they will adopt them, or blow up Bharat.  ;D

Kaiser Kirk

Quote from: miketr on November 15, 2009, 05:37:37 PM
Bharat's government would like to make clear that it understands the statement of the Brandenburg Government.  The Brandenburg government is considering destroying the industrial and economic infrastructure of the territory of Goa.  What is to happen to the people of Goa after Brandenburg has destroyed their way of making a living?

ooc : Hmm, I wonder if I should attempt another bad pun about Goa-Goa dancers....nah
Did they beat the drum slowly,
Did they play the fife lowly,
Did they sound the death march, as they lowered you down,
Did the band play the last post and chorus,
Did the pipes play the flowers of the forest

Sachmle

Quote from: miketr on November 15, 2009, 05:37:37 PM
Quote from: Sachmle on November 15, 2009, 04:08:12 PM
Quote from: miketr on November 15, 2009, 08:54:30 AM
QuoteThe Kingdom of Bharat considers the territory of Goa as its by natural right and that the people there are not slaves to be traded between imperialist powers.  The government of his Majesty Chhatrapati Shahu IV, Maharaja of Bharat, will not look kindly on the sale of Goa.

Well, if it would please His Majesty, we can leave Goa and remove all "Imperialist" objections. Of course this would include all non-native citizens and their families, all industrial infrastructure, and destroy all the military infrastructure. Of course we would salt the earth, plant land mines, and take anything of value whether it was ours or not too

Bharat's government would like to make clear that it understands the statement of the Brandenburg Government.  The Brandenburg government is considering destroying the industrial and economic infrastructure of the territory of Goa.  What is to happen to the people of Goa after Brandenburg has destroyed their way of making a living?

The same thing that would have happened to them if not for the grace of the Brandenburg Government in the first place. They'll go back to being backwater farmers and sheep herders, just as they would have been if not for our financial investment in the province. The Government of Bharat expresses such concern for it's "lost peoples" yet makes no offers for the province, only threats both veiled and open. We find this most disturbing and depressing.
"All treaties between great states cease to be binding when they come in conflict with the struggle for existence."
Otto von Bismarck

"Give me a woman who loves beer and I will conquer the world."
Kaiser Wilhelm

"If stupidity were painfull I would be deaf from all the screaming." Sam A. Grim

miketr

I will post something on this tommorrow

Walter

QuoteThe CSA says they will adopt them, or blow up Bharat.  ;D
If you blow something up there, just make sure to make it look like the Swiss did it. :)

Sachmle

Bidding is closed. Winner is *CENSORED* with a bid of *CENSORED*, sorry conditions of sale.
"All treaties between great states cease to be binding when they come in conflict with the struggle for existence."
Otto von Bismarck

"Give me a woman who loves beer and I will conquer the world."
Kaiser Wilhelm

"If stupidity were painfull I would be deaf from all the screaming." Sam A. Grim