Tenochtitlan Times 2Q1898

[Borys]

 April 24
It appears the foolish Valar-worshippers of Rohan are drawing closer to the sadly deceived Russians. This was made obvious last week by the visit of a squadron of the Czar's armored barks to one of the ports of the foul Rohirrim...

May 1
The Emperor Montexuma XX celebrated his 60th birthday today in our great capital. A wicked murderer was sacrificed on the altar of Me'el Quor and Tzar-On. What really shocks the editors of this newspaper is that the so-called "civilized" white civilizations kill people throughout the year because of their crimes, and yet point their fingers at us and call us savages for doing it ourselves, and even while we are attempting to get some good out of it by appeasing the gods!

June 15
We have reports that Rohirrim warriors have been prowling through the forests of our territories along the Moskito Coast. We hope our Divine Emperor sends troops to slaughter these peace-defying squatters.

June 28
The hopes and wished of the editors of this paper have been fulfilled! His Majesty's elite 2nd Jaguar Corps passed through the streets of the capital today enroute to the destruction of the white snakes ravaging our lands to the south.
   
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Ithekro    
Posted: Apr 26 2005, 09:55 PM


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"And so it begins."
   
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dougwise13    
Posted: Apr 26 2005, 10:01 PM


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Well timed. biggrin.gif