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Started by Borys, August 20, 2007, 12:51:14 PM

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Borys

Den Haag, March 1908

Senior Ministers socialising before Cabinet Meeting.
Minister for the Navy, beaming, to Finance Minister:
- Excellent news, van Vrijspender! Can you belive it Old Chap, that the Naval Attaches managed to acquire some 115 thousand tonnes of old ships from various countries? For 45$?
CHOKING SOUNDS
NEDS - Not Enough Deck Space for all those guns and torpedos;
Bambi must DIE!

Korpen

Card-carrying member of the Battlecruiser Fan Club.

The Rock Doctor

With friends like this, who needs the Swiss?

Borys

Now there, Vrijspender, Old Chap, I know you're as excited as I am! And you'd never had guessed where they found those ships! Well, me, Naval Minister and all that, and I didn't even know some of these darkies had navies! You know, Liberia sold us two of their three patrol boats! And ...

http://www.navalism.org/index.php?topic=1323.msg12100#msg12100
QuoteThe Netherlands is offering 35% of full value for scrap!
So if you have any ships that need scrapping, and want to get some extra money out of them, make Rotterdam your first stop!
List of donors:
Ottomans
Caliphate
Bharat
Peru
Moghuls
Persia
Siam
Nigeria
Rumania
Mesoamerica
Argentina
Liberia
NEDS - Not Enough Deck Space for all those guns and torpedos;
Bambi must DIE!

Korpen

#4
Quote from: Borys on August 20, 2007, 01:07:04 PM
Now there, Vrijspender, Old Chap, I know you're as excited as I am! And you'd never had guessed where they found those ships! Well, me, Naval Minister and all that, and I didn't even know some of these darkies had navies! You know, Liberia sold us two of their three patrol boats! And ...

http://www.navalism.org/index.php?topic=1323.msg12100#msg12100
QuoteThe Netherlands is offering 35% of full value for scrap!
So if you have any ships that need scrapping, and want to get some extra money out of them, make Rotterdam your first stop!
List of donors:
Ottomans
Caliphate
Bharat
Peru
Moghuls
Persia
Siam
Nigeria
Rumania
Mesoamerica
Argentina
Liberia

Well so far none have been in contact with the Netherlands goverment, untill that time, no deals.
But the Netherlands is intressted for sure
Card-carrying member of the Battlecruiser Fan Club.

The Rock Doctor

If you buy up crap from the Mesoamericans and Peruvians, I'll send you a "Thank You" card...

Carthaginian

Quote from: The Rock Doctor on August 20, 2007, 01:10:17 PM
If you buy up crap from the Mesoamericans and Peruvians, I'll send you a "Thank You" card...

And if GC will forward the address, each of the States of the Confederacy will send one as well.
Anything that trims up the DRM's fleet makes my sailors smile.
So 'ere's to you, Fuzzy-Wuzzy, at your 'ome in old Baghdad;
You're a pore benighted 'eathen but a first-class fightin' man;
We gives you your certificate, an' if you want it signed
We'll come an' 'ave a romp with you whenever you're inclined.

Korpen

*Counts a bit more"
Superb, keep it comming :)
Card-carrying member of the Battlecruiser Fan Club.

Ithekro

If the Dutch cannot afford that much, then some of the more other tonnage should be spread around, or held until the next year.  Unless the nation in question might like to finance a scrapyard at compedetive rates.  But then you also have to get the ships to their destination...during a war.

Korpen

#9
Quote from: Ithekro on August 20, 2007, 01:20:27 PM
If the Dutch cannot afford that much, then some of the more other tonnage should be spread around, or held until the next year.  Unless the nation in question might like to finance a scrapyard at compedetive rates.  But then you also have to get the ships to their destination...during a war.
The Netherlands can afford it, we are not the ones to back down on our promisses.
And so far moving ships around is no problem in the Atlantic.
Card-carrying member of the Battlecruiser Fan Club.

The Rock Doctor

Hell, I'd buy some of that myself if it were too much.  I did have a standing offer out, after all.

maddox

QuoteThe Netherlands can afford it, we are not the ones to back down on our promisses.
And so far moving ships around is no problem in the Atlantic.

No NS warships in the North Atlantic or Med.

Carthaginian

I also had a standing offer out... don't forget me.
;)
So 'ere's to you, Fuzzy-Wuzzy, at your 'ome in old Baghdad;
You're a pore benighted 'eathen but a first-class fightin' man;
We gives you your certificate, an' if you want it signed
We'll come an' 'ave a romp with you whenever you're inclined.

Korpen

Quote from: Carthaginian on August 20, 2007, 01:31:42 PM
I also had a standing offer out... don't forget me.
;)
You pay less! ;)

So lets get the concerned ambassadors in line, and the Netherlands will start writing contracts ASAP.
Card-carrying member of the Battlecruiser Fan Club.

Borys

And so, the Great Worldwide Stampede of Rustbucket Owners of 1908 commences ...
NEDS - Not Enough Deck Space for all those guns and torpedos;
Bambi must DIE!