Simply ... cannot ... resist ...

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Borys

January 24, 2009, 11:09:38 AM
NEDS - Not Enough Deck Space for all those guns and torpedos;
Bambi must DIE!

Sachmle

#1
January 24, 2009, 11:21:04 AM
OUT F@%KING STANDING!!!!...couldn't happen to a nicer dumb a$$.
"All treaties between great states cease to be binding when they come in conflict with the struggle for existence."
Otto von Bismarck

"Give me a woman who loves beer and I will conquer the world."
Kaiser Wilhelm

"If stupidity were painfull I would be deaf from all the screaming." Sam A. Grim

Tanthalas

#2
January 24, 2009, 11:31:07 AM
ROFL, fucker cant even controll a Poodle...
"He either fears his fate too much,
Or his desserts are small,
Who dares not put it to the touch,
To win or lose it all!"

James Graham, 5th Earl of Montrose
1612 to 1650
Royalist General during the English Civil War

Borys

#3
January 24, 2009, 11:39:37 AM
I'd wager that the canine's emotional problems are caused by its name. They really should have called him Fifi or Mimi ...
Borys
NEDS - Not Enough Deck Space for all those guns and torpedos;
Bambi must DIE!

Phoenix

#4
January 25, 2009, 05:55:17 AM
Another case of fools who shouldn't have been permitted to keep a dog. I know of enough people who won't understand their dog's behaviour, misinterpret it, anthropomorphise it, and then get bitten by the thoroughly frustrated mutt. Savagely mauled in the case of 2 close friends even, people who wouldn't harm a fly and could not understand why poor old Socrates growled at them. They didn't see the need for discipline. They thought that talking calmly and finding a shrink would solve the problem. Actually, both being shrinks was the problem.
The problem was solved when the cops killed the poor beastie, after both humans ended up in hospital.

And to think that Socrates was as smooth as melted butter in my hands, obedient and eager to please, happy as a pig in the mud when I picked up the brush for grooming... >:( As my mother, veteran teacher in obedience dog school, uses to say: "there are no bad dogs, there's only bad masters".
"Those who dance are often thought mad by those who cannot hear the music."
-- Tao Te Ching

maddox

#5
February 09, 2009, 01:00:06 AM

Borys

#6
February 09, 2009, 02:21:31 AM
Damn You, Maddox!
You left me drooling and with Hunger Pangs!
:D
Borys
NEDS - Not Enough Deck Space for all those guns and torpedos;
Bambi must DIE!

maddox

#7
February 09, 2009, 02:45:52 AM
I know, I'm evil.

Now to get mum in law crazy enough to make it.

Borys

#8
February 09, 2009, 03:05:50 AM
Tell her that you'll buy her something nice and pink. My experience is that this ploy often works with women.
Borys
NEDS - Not Enough Deck Space for all those guns and torpedos;
Bambi must DIE!

maddox

#9
February 09, 2009, 03:25:02 AM
I rather think a bottle of Cynard will do better, it's red and bitter.

Phoenix

#10
February 11, 2009, 11:05:19 AM
My mother ... pink ? No Borys. Pink will not do at all.
Black leather would.
With spikes.
And fringes.

But then, any liquid 80° proof will do just as nicely and is the surest and fastest way to her heart.
"Those who dance are often thought mad by those who cannot hear the music."
-- Tao Te Ching

Borys

#11
February 11, 2009, 11:32:58 AM
Like I said - USUALLY :)

You know the lady in question better I do.
BTW - I'm tempted to do that artery clogger (hmm, nice name for a warship) myself.
Borys

NEDS - Not Enough Deck Space for all those guns and torpedos;
Bambi must DIE!

Jefgte

#12
February 22, 2009, 05:27:10 PM Last Edit: February 22, 2009, 05:28:55 PM by Jefgte
"You French are fighting for money, while we English are fighting for honor!"
"Everyone is fighting for what they miss. "
Surcouf

Carthaginian

#13
February 22, 2009, 05:32:53 PM
Jef, that is AWESOME.
Now, I must find out if the entire movie exists in English subtitled form.
So 'ere's to you, Fuzzy-Wuzzy, at your 'ome in old Baghdad;
You're a pore benighted 'eathen but a first-class fightin' man;
We gives you your certificate, an' if you want it signed
We'll come an' 'ave a romp with you whenever you're inclined.

Walter

#14
February 23, 2009, 07:52:33 AM
First thing I noticed... "Hey! That's Toshiro Mifune!" Having seen quite a few movies with him, I recognized him right away. He also played Isoroku Yamamoto in several movies, including the 1970s movie "Midway".

Second thing I noticed... "Hey! The Russians speak Russian!"

QuoteNow, I must find out if the entire movie exists in English subtitled form.
Should be a US version according to this site.

http://www.tohokingdom.com/movies/battle_of_the_japan_sea.htm

"Monster Appearances"...
"Aliens, SDF, Misc"...
:)
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